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the ismael classic 

when someone plays as donkey kong in smash bros ultimate picks you up and cargo throws you at the bottom corner of the stage.
did you just pull of the ismael classic”

Palestine-Israel Conflict 

One person has a rock, another has an AK-47, thru shoot you and you throw rocks at them and start to cry.
It’s giving Palestine-Israel Conflict

Israel cube 

A tough lil guy that looks cute when happy, but if you mess with him, he has the ability to kill you while washing his kippa.
"Hey, I see an Israel cube over there!"
"I dare you to pet it."
Israel cube by US-IL February 17, 2025

Israel candlestick 

The act of igniting an uncut penis. Resulting in a grotesque scene of burning flesh that resembles a candle. This usually occurs after a dare. The phrase came from how common it is to be circumcised in Israel, and the quality of a burning candlestick. Combining the two concepts is where the Israel candlestick was born.
After one too many drinks, Brad attempted an Israel candlestick. His decision resulted in him being rushed to the ER, where he got very familiar with the staff.

Call me Ishmael 

Iconic opening line of Herman Melville's book "Moby Dick".
Also a clever phrase used to signal the sighting of fat chick insinuating she is as big as a whale. (i.e. Moby Dick; the white whale)
John: Woah dude, look at that fat chick over there

Jack: Call me Ishmael!
Call me Ishmael by Captain-Ahab December 23, 2012

CEO of Israel 

CEO of Israel or 'grimm' is a one of the most funniest guys on the world, hes so cute I love him.
CEO of Israel is so cool
I know right?
CEO of Israel by truengl November 15, 2021