Definitions by Captain-Ahab

Call me Ishmael 

Iconic opening line of Herman Melville's book "Moby Dick".
Also a clever phrase used to signal the sighting of fat chick insinuating she is as big as a whale. (i.e. Moby Dick; the white whale)

John: Woah dude, look at that fat chick over there

Jack: Call me Ishmael!

Call me Ishmael by Captain-Ahab December 23, 2012