iSex 

1.A program proposed by Apple, which incorporated sex into the Mac OSX desktop, which was initially accepted and then rejected, after CEO's thought that it might be contrary to Apple's public image.

2. Internet sex via two Macintosh Computers.

3. A computer with a ridiculous amount of porn on it.

Man, I was really looking forward to iSex.

Boy: Hey wanna iSex?
Girl: Wait 'til my parents leave.

Friend: Damn! Your computer is a freaking iSex

iSex by Johnathan Mc Nads April 27, 2006

iSex 

Listening to music while getting you're thing on!

Let's get it on with the iSex going!

iSex by Quentin_B November 6, 2006

Isex 

An act that occurs when someone is staring at another person so hard that they are fucking them in their head.

I totally don't know if I should feel violated or like having a cigarette, the way that Alison was just isexing me!

Isex by Heyuguy June 26, 2021

isexual 

someone who would rather have an iphone than a girlfriend/boyfriend

"What's with Jake? He's always on his phone and shows no interest in girls. Is he gay?" "No, he's just isexual"

isexual by nwtrekker1 October 4, 2013

iSexual 

the state or quality of being sexually responsive only to various Apple products and the buzz surrounding them.

Guy 1: Who's that new girl? She's kinda cute.
Guy 2: Don't waste your time -- I heard she's iSexual, and the new iPhone has a vibrator mode.

iSexual by CourtlandA October 22, 2008

isexual 

isexual--when a dude chooses his iphone over a chick and vice-versa

1) When two people are on a date and one of them, (an isexual,) spends more time on their iphone or portable electronic device instead of on the date.
2) When someone goes out on the town with friends to a club to meet the opposite sex, but instead spends most of the time on their iphone or portable electronic device .
3) Someone who is constantly using their iphone or portable electronic device.

isexual by Generation X October 6, 2013

isexual 

someone who is totally not into dating or interacting at all with people directly but only through apple's I-(insert item here) type products. They also can be categorized by never removing their ipod headphones.

(2 is listening to ipod)
1:Hey, u wanna see a movie?
2:No response
1:(repeats louder)
2:I can't, gotta download some songs and re-tag all my music in my music collection on my ibook and-
1:"You're so isexual!"

isexual by b to the rizzle May 25, 2007