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isexual 

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someone who would rather have an iphone than a girlfriend/boyfriend
"What's with Jake? He's always on his phone and shows no interest in girls. Is he gay?" "No, he's just isexual"
isexual by nwtrekker1 October 4, 2013

ipsexual 

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Someone who is physically attractive to him/herself, more than to others, in a sexual way.

From ipse (self) + sexual.
"I don't think of myself as heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, or even asexual. I'm mostly ipsexual."
ipsexual by Chrekol July 28, 2005

iSexual 

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the state or quality of being sexually responsive only to various Apple products and the buzz surrounding them.
Guy 1: Who's that new girl? She's kinda cute.
Guy 2: Don't waste your time -- I heard she's iSexual, and the new iPhone has a vibrator mode.
iSexual by CourtlandA October 22, 2008

isexual 

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isexual--when a dude chooses his iphone over a chick and vice-versa
1) When two people are on a date and one of them, (an isexual,) spends more time on their iphone or portable electronic device instead of on the date.
2) When someone goes out on the town with friends to a club to meet the opposite sex, but instead spends most of the time on their iphone or portable electronic device .
3) Someone who is constantly using their iphone or portable electronic device.
isexual by Generation X October 6, 2013

itsexual

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a person who is attracted to the cast of ‘it’.
person: your cute. what’s your number?

other person: sorry, i’m itsexual. i’m saving myself for someone in the it cast.
itsexual by bisexual.grace December 31, 2020

IUsexual 

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Only being attracted to the kpop idol IU
person: hey! wanna date?

me: no sorry i am iusexual

person: um what?!
IUsexual by yuhliix February 3, 2021
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Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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