A residual, hard piece of fecal matter that remains lodged in the rectum after taking a dump. It causes severe itching, but rarely pain. The only remedy is to dump again or remove it with a finger.

I took a dump after eating peanuts and I had an irritaint that I couldn't reach until I got in up to the third knuckle. If you are wondering, yes, it was a peanut.

Irritaint by coyotemutt November 12, 2011

Related Words

Irrityist • Irritaint • IrriTAINTing • irritasting • Irritism • irritits • irrititted • IRRITITUS • irritoiting • irrizzistible

irritasting

"Irritasting" (adj.): when you eat something you really like/been craving for awhile and it isn't as good as you remember

"I remember loving this last night when I was drunk but now its just irritasting."

irritasting by holdenfraserwatson January 17, 2017

irrizzistible

When you have too much rizz and women and men alike start falling for you.

“OMG! Did you see that guy John? He’s so IRRIZZISTIBLE!!”
“Yo you lookin irrizzistible tonight 😏”

irrizzistible by THERIZZLER1037 January 5, 2023

IRRITITUS

WHEN YOU ARE REALLY IRRITATED OR IRRITATED FOR A LONG PERIOD OF TIME YOU COULD SAY THAT YOU ARE SUFFERING FROM IRRITITUS - LIKE IT HAS NOW BECOME AN ILLNESS.

THE DOCTOR SAID IM SUFFERING FROM A FORM OF IRRITITUS MOST LIKELY CAUGHT FROM DAY TO DAY ANNOYANCES AND IRRITATING PEOPLE.

IF MY PARENTS DONT STOP NAGGING AT ME I SWEAR I'M GOING TO CATCH IRRITITUS FOR THE SECOND TIME THIS WEEK.

CAUTION: PAPER WORK CAN CAUSE IRRITITUS.

IRRITITUS by LITTLE FEATHER February 27, 2009

irritits

This occurs when a woman's boobs, or tits become irritated due to chafing of a shirt, the pain that follows running without a bra, or excessive activity of any kind.

Not to be confused with nipplitis.

Damn Julie, I got a bad case of irritits!

irritits by st. ale July 20, 2008

IrriTAINTing

When your underwear constantly rides up and you have to pick it out. This indecent usually coincides with "swamp ass".

I was irritainting for the last hour of my hike yesterday. Every twenty minutes I had to pick my underwear out of my ass.

IrriTAINTing by jonnesovic May 13, 2011

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026