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Iretarded 

A product that Apple comes out with that is rediculous and has "I" in the name of the product.
The Ipad is cool but if they keep pushing that kind of stuff people might think Apple's products are "Iretarded".
Iretarded by CDs Nutz April 25, 2010

Irretardulous 

1. A salient point of something, despite the retarded, stupid and ridiculous nature of said thing.

2. An ironic juxtaposition of something retardulous or ridonkulous

An antonym of retardulous used by people who want to sound more educated than they actually are: The same people who use irregardless in sentences.
Irretardulous of all the dumbass things George W. Bush said, he is still basically just evil, maybe it's a smokescreen...

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That himbo model dude is so freakin hot, irretardulous of what he says.

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Possible reaction of Newscaster to the infamous Miss South Carolina speech....

Newscaster: *blink, blink*...ok... well irretardulous of all that, let's just move on to the bikini competition.
Irretardulous by irretardulous January 31, 2012

irretardless 

same as irregardless, but used when you're talking to someone stupid.
Tim: Hey how are you John?

John: I'm good, I just went to a cock fight last night it was--

Alec: --Hahaha, I love cocks!

John: Irretardless, the fight was great fun.
irretardless by Hypnotic Jade January 18, 2009

irritarded 

When an individual is extremely irritated to the point where their speech becomes impaired.
Jim was so irritated with Jess he became Irritarded.
irritarded by Saffmat November 20, 2014

illretarded 

A word made up by a prepubescent male who tries to impress older gamers while, he, himself is getting his ass whupped all over Call of Duty 3.
Man you guys are all "illretarded", I mean if I wasnt high on ring pops i'd totally pwn you all.
illretarded by GiJerry78 August 5, 2007

irretarted 

annoyin small idiots that are reatared and irratating
john is irretarted
irretarted by dareal June 14, 2003
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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