Ironsides

Term for a cripple in a wheelchair.

Hey, look over there, Joe! It's ol' ironsides.

by Ironsidez May 23, 2011

Brazilian ironsides

a sexual act in which the male ejaculates into the female, then kicks her in the ribs, then yells "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL"

Both my big toe and throat are still bothering me from giving my girlfriend the Brazilian ironsides last night.

by Throbbing Monster February 11, 2009

Ironhide

He is the bad-ass weapons specialist of the Autobots, and his alt form is a GMC TopKick c4500. He has more guns than a small third-world country, and he may or may not have blown up a planet with said guns.

Ironhide doesn't always see optic to optic with Optimus Prime, despite their friendship. He's perhaps the more practical of the two, and more than a little trigger happy.

Ironhide:"You have a rodent infestation. Shall I terminate?"

Sam Witwicky:"No! No! He's not a rodent, he's a chihuahua! This is my chihuahua! We love chihuahuas, don't we?"

Ironhide:"He's leaked lubricants all over my foot!"

by IrresoluteSongbird September 20, 2009

paint her insides

to cum inside a girl

Instead of pulling out, I am going to paint her insides.

by Fletchilicious December 30, 2014

i want to put my insides in you

a guy cumming in a woman's pussy

hey "i want to put my insides in you"

by 6manrapper April 2, 2017

ironhide

Optimus Prime's super boss friend, he has the largest penis of all the autobots. He rarely uses sarcasm, showing his dominance. He is also described as superior and sexy. He also has the ability to turn into a GMC topkick c6500.

Jake - omg dude theres ironhide
Travis - jesus hes so cool

by jakedaboss July 27, 2009

Ironsided

The process by which Michael Ironside kills people.

Michael Ironside: Yo bitch! You 'bout to get Ironsided.

by gabs1515 October 22, 2010