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Brazilian ironsides 

a sexual act in which the male ejaculates into the female, then kicks her in the ribs, then yells "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL"
Both my big toe and throat are still bothering me from giving my girlfriend the Brazilian ironsides last night.

Ironhide 

He is the bad-ass weapons specialist of the Autobots, and his alt form is a GMC TopKick c4500. He has more guns than a small third-world country, and he may or may not have blown up a planet with said guns.

Ironhide doesn't always see optic to optic with Optimus Prime, despite their friendship. He's perhaps the more practical of the two, and more than a little trigger happy.
Ironhide:"You have a rodent infestation. Shall I terminate?"

Sam Witwicky:"No! No! He's not a rodent, he's a chihuahua! This is my chihuahua! We love chihuahuas, don't we?"

Ironhide:"He's leaked lubricants all over my foot!"
Ironhide by IrresoluteSongbird September 20, 2009

paint her insides 

Instead of pulling out, I am going to paint her insides.
paint her insides by Fletchilicious December 30, 2014

i want to put my insides in you 

a guy cumming in a woman's pussy
hey "i want to put my insides in you"

ironhide 

Optimus Prime's super boss friend, he has the largest penis of all the autobots. He rarely uses sarcasm, showing his dominance. He is also described as superior and sexy. He also has the ability to turn into a GMC topkick c6500.
Jake - omg dude theres ironhide
Travis - jesus hes so cool
ironhide by jakedaboss July 27, 2009

Ironsided 

The process by which Michael Ironside kills people.
Michael Ironside: Yo bitch! You 'bout to get Ironsided.
Ironsided by gabs1515 October 22, 2010
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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