ironsiding

When attempting to ejaculate, but instead urinate upon yourself

Dude, last night, I was masturbating, and I thought I was about to ejaculate, but instead I peed everywhere.

I love ironsiding.

Hey Alexa, do you like it when guys ironside on you?

ironsiding by uaintfuk December 17, 2013

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IronDingo

(noun) A wild, often rabid motorcycle rider. IronDingo's are very rarely found in captivity and are known to prey on Eco-conscious retards that drive hybrid cages. While most scientists agree that they are an endangered species, IronDingos are more likely to found on the FBI's most wanted list than the EPA's protected species list. It is theorized that this is due to the IronDingo's uncanny ability to ride headlong into speed traps, saloons and wayward trees.

"Did you see that IronDingo on the news? It was involved in a high speed police chase"

"Did they catch him?"

"No, I'm pretty sure the police officer got away..."

IronDingo by Johaan Bron Shepardbeger March 14, 2010

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ironsiding • insiding • ironding • IronDingo

insiding

An act of breaking a once trusted members bond; gaining and using someone to your advantage based on gender, race, etc.

Bob: Yo dude, did you hear about how that chick Insided the group?
John: yeah, i’m glad that didn’t happen to us.
Bob: yeah, she used us to her advantage because she was a female.

Insiding: An act of breaking a once trusted members bond; gaining and using someone to your advantage based on gender, race, etc.

insiding by StarlingTheCuck February 22, 2019