Ironside

1) A 1970's cop drama about a crime fighting cripple in a wheelchair.

2) An insult to hurl at arrogant cripples who think you owe them something.

See also: dalek

Cripple: Urghl! these parking spaces are for wheelchair users only! I'm speaking to security about this.
You: Fuck you Ironside!

Ironside by Baron Von Batwing January 7, 2005

Ironside

sending any living being-straight to hell, with extreme prejudice in other terms inducing the wrath of god!

a"mike ironside, i hear he sleeps with the fishes.

b"thats bullshit, asswipe"
pause
a"he's a formerly retired priest, living with
his pet lhama in downtown detroit"
b"no shit"

Ironside by Phil Anthropy February 19, 2009

Ironside Computers

Ironside Compunters (or just Ironside) is a company that makes computer using parts they find in their work space. Sometimes with their parts they will put their logo on them. Most people who found Ironside is from their sponsorships with youtubers / twitch streams for example iSorrowproductions.

Person looking for a computer: "I have been wanting to look for a pre-built computer, what is a good company that makes them?"
Person that has a computer from Ironside Computers: "You should get a computer from Ironside Computers and use code isowwer for 5% off."

Ironside Computers by AdamNěco January 27, 2021

Adam Ironside

Giga Chad.

A head so reflective that you could send a 4K image over it.

Q: Why can't I see?

A: Adam Ironside is standing in the sunlight.

Adam Ironside by CommieInMyAss February 11, 2022

Ironhide 

He is the bad-ass weapons specialist of the Autobots, and his alt form is a GMC TopKick c4500. He has more guns than a small third-world country, and he may or may not have blown up a planet with said guns.

Ironhide doesn't always see optic to optic with Optimus Prime, despite their friendship. He's perhaps the more practical of the two, and more than a little trigger happy.

Ironhide:"You have a rodent infestation. Shall I terminate?"

Sam Witwicky:"No! No! He's not a rodent, he's a chihuahua! This is my chihuahua! We love chihuahuas, don't we?"

Ironhide:"He's leaked lubricants all over my foot!"

Ironhide by IrresoluteSongbird September 20, 2009

ironhide 

Optimus Prime's super boss friend, he has the largest penis of all the autobots. He rarely uses sarcasm, showing his dominance. He is also described as superior and sexy. He also has the ability to turn into a GMC topkick c6500.

Jake - omg dude theres ironhide
Travis - jesus hes so cool

ironhide by jakedaboss July 27, 2009

Ironsided 

The process by which Michael Ironside kills people.

Michael Ironside: Yo bitch! You 'bout to get Ironsided.

Ironsided by gabs1515 October 22, 2010