Ironhide

He is the bad-ass weapons specialist of the Autobots, and his alt form is a GMC TopKick c4500. He has more guns than a small third-world country, and he may or may not have blown up a planet with said guns.

Ironhide doesn't always see optic to optic with Optimus Prime, despite their friendship. He's perhaps the more practical of the two, and more than a little trigger happy.

Ironhide:"You have a rodent infestation. Shall I terminate?"

Sam Witwicky:"No! No! He's not a rodent, he's a chihuahua! This is my chihuahua! We love chihuahuas, don't we?"

Ironhide:"He's leaked lubricants all over my foot!"

by IrresoluteSongbird September 20, 2009

ironhide

Optimus Prime's super boss friend, he has the largest penis of all the autobots. He rarely uses sarcasm, showing his dominance. He is also described as superior and sexy. He also has the ability to turn into a GMC topkick c6500.

Jake - omg dude theres ironhide
Travis - jesus hes so cool

by jakedaboss July 27, 2009

ironhide

Ironhide is an Autobot from Transformers series.

Optimis prime: Ironhide, cover me!

by Mario-Dalt October 14, 2007

ironhide

One who likes gay maps and has a brain the size of Gifin's.

WtF? What an ironhide.

by Carmen Electra August 11, 2003

ironhide

The most sexy robot to ever live...ironhide is so sexy his cock is bigger then him

Ironhide I love you

by Turtle69420 September 17, 2023

Ironsided

The process by which Michael Ironside kills people.

Michael Ironside: Yo bitch! You 'bout to get Ironsided.

by gabs1515 October 22, 2010

Ironside

1) A 1970's cop drama about a crime fighting cripple in a wheelchair.

2) An insult to hurl at arrogant cripples who think you owe them something.

See also: dalek

Cripple: Urghl! these parking spaces are for wheelchair users only! I'm speaking to security about this.
You: Fuck you Ironside!

by Baron Von Batwing January 7, 2005