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Irongitis 

When someone usually a girl has no tits, so her chest looks like its been ironed.
"Look at that flat chested thing!"

"I think she has irongitis!"
Irongitis by Banterlope August 31, 2015
Words you can keep
The state of being completely sick of lame-o's that think they're adorable. Commonly mistaken for being obsessed with such people.
Dude 1: I have a serious case of ireneitis...
Dude 2: Do you mean like you can't get enough of girls who think they're amazing but really aren't?
Dude 1: Naw man, you're stoopid. I'm COMPLETELY sick of those types...

leah ironites

famous for being the representative of c!dream apologists in dsmp lore on stan twitter
inniter 1: c!dream sucks and here's why!
inniter 2: dude be careful, leah ironites is gonna qrt u
inniter 1: leah ironites? u mean that person who made the pandoras vault thread?
inniter 2: yeah man
inniter 1: *the* LEAH IRONITES? oh i just got qrted by her, time to go priv!
leah ironites by RielleDT July 23, 2022

ironicism 

a word meaning something is ironic; the act of ironicism.
lauren: HAHAHA YOU JOINED A GROUP SAYING I DONT SMOKE HAHAHAHA and have you be like cause i dont anymore....
brandon: ironicism
ironicism by czechie October 17, 2008

Iconitis 

The irresistible urge to log into Facebook to see if you have any of those red number 1 icons in the upper left hand corner of your home page.
I can't stop clicking. I think I may have iconitis.

Ironitestia

The Land of Iron and Eclipses! it's Certainly an Amazing Fictional Country! Iron is Being used Everywhere and it's usually Rusty. They even have their Own Laws somehow? It's language is English so it's easy for Americans, Britishers and Canadians to Understand. This Fictional place (despite being a dictatorship) might be a worth a visit!
The Beautiful Country of Ironitestia!
The Eclipses in Ironitestia surely are Beautiful!
Ironitestia by Ironitestia May 7, 2024

Irongridism 

An action where a person will suddenly choose to abandon all communcations with everyone for that special someone.
Bro, that guy pulled an irongridism, he left us too.
Irongridism by BillFromLidl July 9, 2025
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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