Irongitis

When someone usually a girl has no tits, so her chest looks like its been ironed.

"Look at that flat chested thing!"

"I think she has irongitis!"

by Banterlope July 30, 2015

M.H.S

When someone is fuck ugly, but you'd absolutely destroy them in bed.

Cameron: Cor, look at the state of that skank

Jordan: Total M.H.S tho!

Harry: Yeah I'd fuck that, what a M.H.S

by Banterlope November 23, 2014