2 definitions by Banterlope

When someone usually a girl has no tits, so her chest looks like its been ironed.
"Look at that flat chested thing!"

"I think she has irongitis!"
by Banterlope July 30, 2015
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When someone is fuck ugly, but you'd absolutely destroy them in bed.
Cameron: Cor, look at the state of that skank

Jordan: Total M.H.S tho!

Harry: Yeah I'd fuck that, what a M.H.S
by Banterlope November 23, 2014
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