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Irish cock

anyone whos ever seen an irish dick knows its anything but small most irishmen are bigger the average size.
Ever seen the colin ferral sex tape?? Thats an irish cock
Irish cock by McDaniel R January 17, 2008
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irish cock

One of the largest cocks that side of the Atlantic.
Damn! You have 9 kids, he must have an Irish cock!
irish cock by Jay King December 7, 2006

Irish Cock

When the condom is a size to small and becomes so tight it cuts off circulation to the cock and the cock turns green
dude, last night when I was fucking becky I had to wear a condom that was a size to small because, the gas station ran out and she asked me why I had an Irish Cock
Irish Cock by therealjohnsmith2 February 20, 2009

irish cock plower

The irish cock plower is when a woman chops off a mans penis and gets it surgically attached to her head and proceeds to ass fuck the male so hard that he starts shitting all over the female's face as he screams so loud that he bursts the female's eardrums causing blood to gush out of her head and leak into the male's asshole leaving the female to suck all the shit and blood out of the males asshole.
Jessica and I might do a little bit of Irish cock plower this weekend.
irish cock plower by Blamethelag098 November 30, 2019

irish cock plower

The irish cock plower is when a woman chops off a mans penis and gets it surgically attached to her head and proceeds to ass fuck the male so hard that he starts shitting all over the female's face as he screams so loud that he bursts the female's eardrums causing blood to gush out of her head and leak into the male's asshole leaving the female to suck all the shit and blood out of the males asshole.
Me and Jessica are planning in doing a little bit af an irish cock plower this weekend.
irish cock plower by Blamethelag098 November 30, 2019

Irish cock juggler 

An unsavory, unkempt Irishman who can juggle upwards of 5 adult sized penises at one time.
In his free time, Ryan likes to hone his skills as an Irish cock juggler.

Irish Corned Cock 

When an Irish lad fucks a girl in her bum after she has eaten a large amount of corn. Then pulling out his corn covered cock, and having her eat the corn off of your cock as if it was corn on the cob
When Emily asked me what was for dinner, I replied an Irish Corned Cock
Irish Corned Cock by Magic_Mike01 December 16, 2017
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A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
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