corned

when u own someone real good

Person 1: I just lost 40-0 in that tennis match
Person 2: you got corned

by MrGamer22 August 7, 2018

CORNED

WHEN YOU TAKE ADVANTAGE OF SOMEONE SO BAD, ITS LIKE YOU BENT THEM OVER AND STUCK A CORN ON THE COBB UP THIER ASS.

WOW THAT GIRL THINKS SHE IS SO SMART, I CORNED THAT BITCH ON A DAILY BASIS.

by JIMMY III III November 5, 2022

corned

getting fucked up from beer or other such substances that shorten one's life...short for "cornholed."

Mike: "you gonna git corned tonite?"
Dynamic Duo in unison: "no, i mean yeah."

by cheezdribble December 10, 2008

CORNED

WHEN YOU TAKE ADVANTAGE OF SOMEONE SO BAD, ITS LIKE YOU BENT THEM OVER AND STUCK A CORN ON THE COBB UP THIER ASS.

WOW THAT GIRL THINKS SHE IS SO SMART, I CORNED THAT BITCH ON A DAILY BASIS.

by JIMMY III III November 5, 2022

Corned

When one is walking up a flight of stairs, with one following behind him/her closely, one quickly thrusts his/her buttocks backwards into the following person's face causing their nose to be rammed into one's anus.

Bob was walking up the stairs with Samantha following him, he then quickly corned Samantha causing Samantha to say, "Damn that smells!".

by Master Of Corn April 22, 2010

corned

When a you suck dick and graze you teeth along the shaft causing friction on the skin like removing corn off the cob.

Him: fuck bro she corned me last night

Friend: damn son! hope junior is all G!

by Jaelizzzlemahnizzle September 24, 2016

Corned

The process in which one takes a freshly husked corn cob, lubes it up with Vaseline and inserts it into the rectum

Dude I corned yesterday and it was fucking amazing!!

by Joe is weed October 20, 2010