Corned

When one is walking up a flight of stairs, with one following behind him/her closely, one quickly thrusts his/her buttocks backwards into the following person's face causing their nose to be rammed into one's anus.
Bob was walking up the stairs with Samantha following him, he then quickly corned Samantha causing Samantha to say, "Damn that smells!".
by Master Of Corn April 22, 2010
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Corned

The process in which one takes a freshly husked corn cob, lubes it up with Vaseline and inserts it into the rectum
Dude I corned yesterday and it was fucking amazing!!
by Joe is weed October 14, 2010
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Corned

The term for boasting after your cornhole team just threw all 4 bags in the hole, winning the game.
Matt: Marija just dropped all four bags in.

Kyle: Yeah we just got corned.
by FollowGuyInc August 12, 2011
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Corned

It happens just after anal. A man will remove his penis from the butthole and if he sees a piece of corn, he's been corned.
EXAMPLE 1.
Becky: Didn't your sister try anal?
Stacey: Yeah, apparently she corned a guy.

EXAMPLE 2.
Pete: I can't believe I got corned.
by DildoWizard December 19, 2014
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Corning

This fetish is the act of eating or getting your partner to eat a lot of corn, waiting until they defecate and pick the loose corn out of the shit and have the other person eat it.
Me and my girl tried corning, we loved it and now we do it every week.
by Detrevnl23 August 01, 2023
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Corn

Corn.
Corn.
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