"OK, OK! I get it: Your iPhone/iPad/iMac/MacBook is the greatest thing in the history of everything, ever, and Steve Jobs rose from the dead to give his keynote speech. Enough with the iVangelism."
"A core belief of iVangelism is that Steve Jobs will bring about the Rapture."
One of the legion of boring fuckers who talk endlessly and religiously about their i-phones, but who will not hear a bad word about same.
Couldn't get Sarahon the phone, because she'd no coverage, but when I tried to tell her to get a phone with some reception, she flipped - she's such an iVangelist!
Irangely's are beautiful girls . they usually have a jackass boyfriend and has 3 best friends . Irangely has a back story that she wish she didn't. Irangely's are not sluts . They are helpful. They are very caring. They usually get mad at the smallest things because that's how they were raised . They are good at school also very smart . They cry a lot because their very sensitive. They've been through a lot . They are very a
strong for their age . They want to help others the way that they wished that could have gotten in the future .
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).