Ozzie69's definitions

centura

Australian car 1975 to 1979 chrysler, king of the road when fitted with the most powerful 6 cyl in the world (at the time a 265 hemi)

I loaded up sunbeam ave with plenty of feel good do-nuts and figure 8's

by ozzie69 June 10, 2005

Red Tins

Colloquial term for the local beer (West End Draught) brewed in Adelaide South Australia. The equivalent to Red Can in Western Australia. Recently popularised in ShitAdelaide instagram
A merchandising site redtins is proselytising on the current social impetus.

I’m doing a beer can chicken in the Weber tonight, better get a 30 slab of Red Tins

by ozzie69 November 5, 2019

bashed crab

n.1. a persons face that has as much appeal as a bashed crab.
2. a crab that has been bashed

=bash crab ; smashed crab ; hat full of assholes

i must have had the beer goggles on last night, i just dropped off this bashed crab of a bitch hey !

by ozzie69 June 9, 2005

Fuck ass.

extn.: Fuck-Assing : messing about, an activity etc. that is a waste of time, pointless

My Centura is still not ready, they're just fuck-assing around.

by ozzie69 June 10, 2005

smashed crab

n. 1. = bashed crab 2. a crab that has been smashed

man, rootin that smashed crab i needed two paper bags, in case hers fell off!

by ozzie69 June 10, 2005

Colin Oscapy

one of the classic joke names you ask for over the phone while sitting in the bar: the bar bimbo calls out for Colin Oscapy and it sounds like colonoscopy

i pranked the village tavern last night with Colin Oscapy !

by ozzie69 June 9, 2005

Armpie

When you try to text Brosif to your best friend and T9word decides it doesn't want to. T9word instead thinks you mean "armpie."

Input text: What's up Brosif?
T9word reads: What's up Armpie?

You: Well I guess that's what I really meant to text...

by Ozzie69 September 15, 2010