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This term when used over email, is a substitue for such words as sex,boned, and penetrated. More often than not, invest is used in place of these words to keep The Man from getting wise about conversations that are not clean enough to make it through corporate email filters.
Jim: This chick wanted to invest the hell out of me me she had large assets, but her portfolio smelled like rotten salmon.
Dave: I hate it when a girl's commodities are rotten.
invest by White Michael Jordan April 17, 2006
(v.) just one step away from "incest" on a pc keyboard. Not to be confused.
Family ties within corporations can seriously affect opportunities to invest.
invest by el revez May 13, 2004
To spend taxpayers’ money.
The government is going to invest ten billion pounds in infrastructure projects.
Invest by The Thegn of Tottington December 3, 2023
Bitcoin blah blah blah its mean blah blah blah invest in big butt nigga coin
Invest by Brainrotking January 9, 2025

Invest in yourself 

Spending your time and money for your own improvement, future success or good time / enjoyment. As opposed to spending your money and / or time trying to please people especially people you don't like.
" I can't believe it! I just blew her rent money hosting a big dinner party for my frenemies."

"Yeah it sounds like you don't know how to invest in yourself. "

Invest in Etherium 

Stop posting your name on IG we do not care invest in some Etherium so your kids can stop eating fried roaches for lunch
Should I post the meaning of my name or invest in Etherium ??
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