invest

invest- to carry out. the act to doing something and puting time into.

yo dawg lets invest in that party this weekend.

Yo guy wanna invest in some herbs?

by looks August 4, 2003

invest

This term when used over email, is a substitue for such words as sex,boned, and penetrated. More often than not, invest is used in place of these words to keep The Man from getting wise about conversations that are not clean enough to make it through corporate email filters.

Jim: This chick wanted to invest the hell out of me me she had large assets, but her portfolio smelled like rotten salmon.
Dave: I hate it when a girl's commodities are rotten.

by White Michael Jordan April 17, 2006

invest

(v.) just one step away from "incest" on a pc keyboard. Not to be confused.

Family ties within corporations can seriously affect opportunities to invest.

by el revez May 13, 2004

Invest

To spend taxpayers’ money.

The government is going to invest ten billion pounds in infrastructure projects.

by The Thegn of Tottington December 3, 2023

Invest

Bitcoin

Bitcoin blah blah blah its mean blah blah blah invest in big butt nigga coin

by Brainrotking January 9, 2025

Invest in yourself

Spending your time and money for your own improvement, future success or good time / enjoyment. As opposed to spending your money and / or time trying to please people especially people you don't like.

" I can't believe it! I just blew her rent money hosting a big dinner party for my frenemies."

"Yeah it sounds like you don't know how to invest in yourself. "

by Quelquechosedespecial December 24, 2016

Invest in Etherium

Stop posting your name on IG we do not care invest in some Etherium so your kids can stop eating fried roaches for lunch

Should I post the meaning of my name or invest in Etherium ??

by A guy that doesn’t eat roaches November 23, 2021