13 definitions by el revez
by el revez June 23, 2004
(i) baseball cap; sovereign ring; prison-white clothing; antisocial, ultraviolent behaviour; costume bling-bling; interbred relationships; in fact, anything to do with a chav's sad little life
(ii) chav's pronunciation of the English noun "travesty" (rarely attempted)
(ii) chav's pronunciation of the English noun "travesty" (rarely attempted)
it's a complete chavesty
by el revez May 10, 2004
c*nt (cockney rhyming slang: "treasure hunt"), specifically person who acts like a c*nt, a badly-behaved child, etc.
Mum: Hope Johnny wasn't too much of a handful while we were out.
Babysitter: Oh, he was a real treasure.
Babysitter: Oh, he was a real treasure.
by el revez May 11, 2004
by el revez May 13, 2004
(n.) (i) The name given to the dominant gene responsible for a chav's unfortunate selection of apparel.
(ii) The almost inevitable outcome of trying to assemble flatpack furniture from such wonderful people as IKEA due to missing/wrong screws/instructions, etc.
(ii) The almost inevitable outcome of trying to assemble flatpack furniture from such wonderful people as IKEA due to missing/wrong screws/instructions, etc.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!! I don't believe it! Not again! This happens every bloody time, etc., etc.
by el revez May 14, 2004
(n.) The all-too-common typographical error masquerading as an apostrophe, especially on the internet. The apostrophe is also known as an inverted comma since, in its correct form, it does not look like this: ' , but rather like a comma that sits above the baseline.
You bloody art directors are all the same. Kindly remove that impostrophe and replace it with the geniune article.
by el revez May 13, 2004
n. pl. c/f advertising. the demands set out in a brief for the agency to deliver to the client on a given date, agreed upon at length, set in stone, and destined to be changed over and over again until the deadline passes.
suit: we need a new campaign by the end of the day
creative team: (sigh) Not a chance in hell.... What are the delivariables?
creative team: (sigh) Not a chance in hell.... What are the delivariables?
by el revez August 8, 2006