Inturrets

Unlike Turrets Syndrome, Inturrets happens over the internet, a sufferer of Inturrets will often type out profanity's in their posts cause they can't help it.

Hi guys, I'm new to the Forums F*** PISS OUT OF MY ASS!! I hope we can all get along... Sorry I have Inturrets, SHIT! F***!

Inturrets by Ali, EXC355UM November 6, 2008

internets

Something President Push hears rumors on. It is suspected that these internets are hidden from the rest of the world, cause we can only find one so far.

"I hear that there are rumors on the...uh...internets..." -Bush

internets by CSD October 8, 2004

the internets

A series of tubes.

"The internets is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes." - Sen. Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)

the internets by The Evil Eye September 14, 2008

Internets

The term, Internets, is used only when referring to the uber-secret internet used only by Government and Bush cronies, thus plural.

Dear Reader, the internet you are now on is not the secondary one but the primary one invented by Al Gore. You are on the internet versus the internets.

"I hear there's rumors on the internets..."

--George W. Bush at the Presidential Debate

Internets by Lace Valentine October 8, 2004

+1 internets 

The Phrase to use if someone has done well on a post on the internet.

Well Done Katt! +1 Internets for you!

+1 internets by paulisafail April 25, 2011

internets

George W Bush's name for the internet. It's mentioned in one of the other definitions on this page that his usage is correct. This is purely accidental. Coming from someone who was frighteningly intelligent and a brilliant orator, one might be tempted to give him the benefit of the doubt. But coming from someone who is profoundly unable to form sentences, say 'nuclear', ride bikes, ride Segways or eat pretzels, it's safe to assume that this is just another in a long line of oratorical train wrecks for poor old Bush Jr.

orig.: 'I hear there's rumors on the internets..'

contemp.: 'lol internets'

internets by frat curl July 3, 2005

the internets

An intentional mangling of (the) internet used for ironic effect as a humorous reference to the large segment of the population that remains clueless about technology. Now a popular malapropism, "the internets" meme exploded after the second televised Bush-Kerry debate held prior to the 2004 Presidential election. Blogs and Television, especially The Daily Show, bear much of the responsibility for the initial propagation of "the internets" as it is currently used.

When asked about the seeming inevitibility of a draft, the President replied, "I hear there's rumors on the Internets (sic) that we're going to have a draft..."

the internets by Zachary A August 26, 2005