intestines
intestines by Dr jebus PhD April 30, 2009
Intestines
Imagine a lopsided circle in side of your torso that would be a potato. Imagine a long string of content that no one wants that is every Netflix original ever. Now imagine a long case of flesh compacted into your abdomen this is your intestines, you are given your intestines at birth when your mother regurgitates them into your mouth.
Fun fact! If you grabbed someone’s intestines and stretched them out till they started to rip you would be insane!
Fun fact! If you grabbed someone’s intestines and stretched them out till they started to rip you would be insane!
Person 1: what should we do?
Person 2: well since he ate all of her ass the only option is to remove it from is intestines.
Person 1: GASP!
Person 2: well since he ate all of her ass the only option is to remove it from is intestines.
Person 1: GASP!
Intestines by Interface5 March 14, 2018
Intestines on the table
Putting your “intestines on the table” means to open up about something and be vulnerable but you are not met with any reassurance or acknowledgement;
spilling your guts and being ignored or abandoned
spilling your guts and being ignored or abandoned
Intestines on the table by bagelgoated July 14, 2026
Head-phone Intestines
when you stick your headphones in your poket and they somehow manage to get all fuck-tangled in your poket, making them resemble intestines
Jake: Let's listen to Job For A Cowboy!
Tom: well i would if my headphones weren't all Head-phone Intestines
Tom: well i would if my headphones weren't all Head-phone Intestines
Head-phone Intestines by Rockandrolljunkiie February 24, 2009
I will fill your intestines with bees
I will fill your intestines with bees by bees! March 16, 2020
Human intestines
Human intestines by dickfucking \slut January 5, 2021
my intestines are falling out
their intestines are falling out
my intestines are falling out by truthtellingguy January 22, 2023
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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