Interwit 

(Internet - halfwit)
Noun

Anyone on the internet that is of extremely low intelligence (IQ 85 or lower) people so dumb that their phones may actually be smarter than them.
Everything they know they probably learned it off the internet somewhere

Interwits (plural)
Interwitted(past tense)

Intended use is with high emphasis

Bobby was interwitted enough to plagiarize the script of an 80's to a teacher from

Interwit by Ghostlycat66 August 30, 2022

intermitternetting 

the act of using the internet in short, sporadic bursts usually instigated by boredom

Adam Hann is talking and Matthew Healy is bored so he decides to do a bit of intermitternetting.

intermitternetting by Truman Black January 4, 2014

interwatch

Watching a TV Show, Movie, or video over the internet at the same time as someone else so that you can chat about it as you watch it.

"Do you want to interwatch Fullmetal Alchemist?" "Ready in 3...2...1..GO!"

interwatch by Milly Thompson January 10, 2011

Intermittent Asshole Syndrome 

More commonly known as I.A.S., those who are afflicted with Intermittent Asshole Syndrome are known mainly by their lack of a filter between the things they think, and what actually comes out of their mouths. I.A.S. is in the "Foot in Mouth Spectrum" of disorders and is highly contagious.

Once encountered, I.A.S. can take weeks or months to become evident or it may have acute onset, taking only moments. Sufferers are cynical, critical and vindictive on an intermittent basis. The sydrome is fairly common among management personnel and security and law enforcement officers. Intermittent Assholes are generally very likeable, fun-loving and sweet people. Alcohol typically intensifies symptoms. Some people with I.A.S. believe themselves to be very funny, and infact some truly are. Contact with customers or the public in general tends to exacerbate symptoms and increase the frequency and intensity of outbreaks.

True sociopathic behavior is not associated with I.A.S..

Treatment is still in development.

Sorry I cracked a joke when you told me something personal and expected me to take you seriously. My Intermittent Asshole Syndrome has been acting up

Intermittent Asshole Syndrome by Mcott73 August 22, 2010

Intermittent Fuckeries

Engaging in activities for a short period of time half-heartedly.

The Gymbro who lifts hard and eats right for 3 weeks and then doesn't bother for the rest of the year.

'Dude, Joey is always engaging in intermittent fuckeries. He trained hard for 2 weeks and then fucked off'

'Dude, Joey is such an intermittent fucker, he trained for like 3 weeks and hasn't bothered since'

Intermittent Fuckeries by Adam LDN September 9, 2015

Internite 

A noun that describes an individual who is a heavy internet user, usually to the point where they know every meme/viral video to date, whilst maintaining a constant lookout for new ones. An Internite's physical appearance is often (but not always) a Caucasian, pimple infested heavy-set male, whose aesthetic deficiencies severely outweigh his/her ability to communicate with the opposite sex. Internites are nocturnal creatures, often preferring colder, dark isolated environments. Since hygiene isn't a priority, these individuals are generally quite smelly. Due to their daily seclusion from life, they are also known to be very weird and quite socially awkward.

Ted is such an internite, all he does is go around saying annoying/overused memes, like 'cool story bro' and 'haha, I trolled you'. F*cking weirdo.

Internite by IsraelHands09 July 26, 2011

interwibble 

UK slang for the internet which is unfortunately becoming more and more popular every day.

Don't download illegal music from teh interwibble. It is wrong and you will be punished. Bwaaaaah haa haaaa haaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

interwibble by Briman1970 January 2, 2009