Internelms

Loss / lack of internet connection

We have an internelms.

by browny2 May 21, 2019

internets

Something President Push hears rumors on. It is suspected that these internets are hidden from the rest of the world, cause we can only find one so far.

"I hear that there are rumors on the...uh...internets..." -Bush

by CSD October 8, 2004

the internets

A series of tubes.

"The internets is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes." - Sen. Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)

by The Evil Eye September 14, 2008

Internension

An awkward tension one experiences after talking to someone online for a while, and then actually meeting/seeing them outside the internet.

Bill: Hey have you been talking to Sally online?
Jim: Yeah... but when I saw her at school yesterday there was so much internension!

by Sammich19 August 26, 2009

Internets

The term, Internets, is used only when referring to the uber-secret internet used only by Government and Bush cronies, thus plural.

Dear Reader, the internet you are now on is not the secondary one but the primary one invented by Al Gore. You are on the internet versus the internets.

"I hear there's rumors on the internets..."

--George W. Bush at the Presidential Debate

by Lace Valentine October 8, 2004

+1 internets

The Phrase to use if someone has done well on a post on the internet.

Well Done Katt! +1 Internets for you!

by paulisafail April 25, 2011

Internews

(Noun) A term abbreviating the terms Internet and News. A fusion of two technologies that documents the switch from paper and broadcast mediums over the power of the Internet. Some state the media bias of the MSM and present as the answer; Internews. However, Internews presents another problem, there are no editorial controls so while you get a broader range of opinions, it is difficult to confirm the accuracy of a good portion of what you read.

I am going to sit down with some coffee and read the Internews.

by HvyHitter May 12, 2008