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Instatroll 

To enjoy a conversation of no relevance to a instagram post with a friend in which niether of you are following said instagram poster
:What are you fellas upto this evening?

:oh nothing me and rob are just instatrolling this babe. All her staunch mates are making hollow threats, it's pretty awesome.

:ahh yiss I enjoy a good Instatroll tag me in I want to join in
Instatroll by Fergo's thoughts November 22, 2014
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Insta troll 

Don’t use insta

Or apps really

Or my phone unless I have to …

Insta

The troll …

Pretend not of course..

But we both know …

Who you are is less clear of course

Trip trap trip trap
Insta troll synchronising my life

Even when it’s vague …

Must be coincidence…

Insta troll by LetsTalkAboutX February 12, 2023
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