Instatroll

To enjoy a conversation of no relevance to a instagram post with a friend in which niether of you are following said instagram poster

:What are you fellas upto this evening?

:oh nothing me and rob are just instatrolling this babe. All her staunch mates are making hollow threats, it's pretty awesome.

:ahh yiss I enjoy a good Instatroll tag me in I want to join in

Instatroll by Fergo's thoughts November 22, 2014

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Insta troll

Don’t use insta

Or apps really

Or my phone unless I have to …

Insta …

The troll …

Pretend not of course..

But we both know …

Who you are is less clear of course

Trip trap trip trap

Insta troll synchronising my life …

Even when it’s vague …

Must be coincidence…

…

Insta troll by LetsTalkAboutX February 12, 2023

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Instatroll • Instaroll • Instabollocks

Instaroll

A party that upon arrival, is rolled by the cops.

"Hey buddy, how was the Jamul party on Holloween?"
-"Weak dude, it got instarolled."

Instaroll by mirk4 November 9, 2009

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Instabollocks

Instagrams special category of inspirational pictures with quotes or videos of being an shameless and annoying in public, either by celebrities or so called “influencers”

Did you see that video on insta of the woman pole dancing on a busy bridge? Yes what a load of shameless instabollocks!

Ha at this quote *z list celeb* has posted about following your dreams, complete instabollocks

Instabollocks by EnglishEye July 9, 2024

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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