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Indie Boy Syndrome 

A medical condition that plagues men between the ages of 15 and 30, usually recreational writers, artists, or musicians. A person suffering from IBS is characterized as someone who, when alone with a female, constantly says vague and noncommittal things or lapse into silence, waiting for her to respond with something poetic, in hopes that she will fulfill the role of their indie dream girl and like all the same bands as him.
Friend: Did you go out with Jake yesterday?
Girl: Yes
Friend: Well, how'd it go?
Girl: I don't know, we just sort of drove around. Every now and again he'd say something cryptic and like ... wait for me to respond. Total case of Indie Boy Syndrome
Indie Boy Syndrome by Verevolwes April 24, 2014

India Tic Syndrome 

This is a recently discovered psychological illness which is starting to update the prognosis in the mental health journals today. It is an illness common mostly in America and is on the rise today.

This illness is developed when a PC user calls customer support and their call is funneled to a tech support group in India. After the caller is subjected to the nervous Indians, who guides them through performing functions with the "F" keys and menu options, and redundant task over and over again to solve their problem, the person becomes annoyed, not mostly because of the strong Indian accent, but just as much as not understanding what the shit is going on. The person with the P/C problem imagines themselves in a support group with the Indians, trying to imagine what they are systematically reading on their trouble shooting guide, so as not to have to go through the call again. Some try to write down the information as much as can be understood, praying that if it happens again, they will not have to call customer support. None -The -Less, after several long drooling minutes with customer support, the person develops a type of anxiety disorder paralleled with hypertension and lack of attention with the Indian tech to a point that the person becomes suicidal. After several attempts and several issues with their PC problems that now relies on customer support to solve it, much like Pavlov's Dog, the person with the PC problem uncontrollably starts a jerking motion, starts punching themselves, rolling their eyes and jerking their head, and cussing uncontrollably, swearing to never buy a PC from this company again.
Dude ! You got a Dell ! Be sure you download the India Tic Syndrome anti-virus program ! It's free, From dell !! lol !!!
India Tic Syndrome by jeffbo July 27, 2009
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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