Did she find out about you being In-Fidelity when she went home to Saskatoon for the weekend? "No, and she won't know that I was In-Fidelity unless you or I tell her. Fidelity doesn't remember anything from that night after she was kicked out of Club Shamalamadingdong." Oh, I don't know nothing about anything, but I might have told Myles. See ya!
by SenorSauce September 10, 2024
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Get the infidelity mug.Cheating on your right hand by whacking off with your left hand. Whether it be due to feeling like you're getting some strange or because you are seduced by your left hand wearing a sexy glove or mitten,it's still cheating.
I fell victim to masturbatory infidelity in a moment of weakness. I saw that sexy Dora the Explorer band-aid on my left thumb and couldn't help myself.
by wolfbait51 June 4, 2011
Get the masturbatory infidelity mug.She said she wasn't committing an infidelity, just that I wasn't invited to this ménage à trois. She promises she'll take me alpine skiing with the next guy she picks up.
by partytrap February 24, 2013
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by needmaps June 18, 2012
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