In the drawer

When a person doesn't know he/she is gay/lesbian, but EVERYONE else does. (This person is often found in theatre.)

This is not to be confused with in the closet which implies that the person in question knows about his/her own homosexuality.

#1: Trent: Omg! I went to see Patti LuPone on Broadway last week! It was amaaaaazing!

Lisa: Are you sure you're straight?

Trent: Positive, sweety. I love the ladies :D

#2: Lisa: I can't believe how obvious it is that Trent is gay!

Jessica: Yeah, Trent is mad stuck in the drawer

by pattis baby June 17, 2010

In the drawer

When a gay guy or a lesbian chick are really obviously gay, but don't know it themselves.

Sophie: Softball/Rugby is great because I get to meet guys I can go out with!

Other person: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.... *cough* in the drawer *cough*

by icameupwithitacoh July 11, 2010

not the sharpest pencil in the drawer

a clever euphamism for someone who lacks intelligence

see also a few bricks shy of a load, not the brightest bulb on the porch

Seth - "Did you hear about Werner? He tried to start his car with lighter fluid."

Taylor - "I'm not surprised; he's not the sharpest pencil in the drawer."

by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 11, 2006

My dick is stuck in the drawer

When your dick is stuck in the drawer, you'll most likely say: "My dick is stuck in the drawer"

Me: Hello
Friend: ok
Me: Help
Friend: ok why ok
Me: My dick is stuck in the drawer
Friend: ok

by FRICKxxxHECK April 3, 2018

Put the Bible in the drawer

A reference to the act of sexual intercourse.

Tom and Jenny are going in there to put the Bible in the drawer.

by Conner Grant February 7, 2018

toys in the top drawer

When a man, while a woman is asleep, slips his penis in her cleavage under her bra strap and wakes her by tickling her nose with his testicles.

He woke her up on the couch by slipping his "toys in the top drawer " and resting his testicles on her upper lip.

by Poison puppy July 3, 2017