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Being ex-gay and married to ex-gay of the opposite sex. i.e. Pretending to be straight.
John Paulk (aka 'Candi') was in drag, poster child for 'pray the gay away', married to an ex-lesbian. Then they found him in a gay bar, and he fessed up.
in drag by ChuckChaser69 August 11, 2011
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Gargoyle in drag 

When an unattractive person uses WAY TO MUCH makeup, wigs....
Geeeezzz, did you see the Gargoyle in drag over there?
Gargoyle in drag by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

George Hamilton in drag

Rather unflattering description of a woman whose so skinny she looks like a man, and whose skin is way too tan, almost like leather, or like George.
A lot of guys think Jessica Simpson is hot, but I think she looks like George Hamilton in drag.

Democrats in Drag - DID

A Democrat in Drag are republicans acting like the marxist-sociopaths named as democrats.
As one studies the List of 45 one concludes that Sen Lindsey Graham can be named as one of the Democrats in Drag - DID.
Democrats in Drag - DID by Snooper1 December 14, 2010
when one farts and walks into the room, thus dragging it into the room.
oh my gawd man, was that a drag in?!
drag in by agrizzler September 10, 2009

Drag the cat in 

When a single man brings home a woman for dinner who will not sleep with him and is just there for the food.
Jason just dragged the cat in again. He brought Nicole and we all know there's no chance of anything happening between them.

Well well well, look who dragged a cat in tonight .

I didn't want her here but you just had to drag the cat in
Drag the cat in by Smushie613 July 18, 2025

rag in the dragon's nostril 

When one is forced to employ a foriegn object to curb the symptoms associated with Dragon's Nostril, in order to maintain an appointment, or just to go to bed.
"The curry was so hot, by the time midnight rolled around, I almost had to put a rag in te dragon's nostril."
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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