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in bed with

having sex with.
"I caught him in bed with another woman"
in bed with by Arminkshipper August 7, 2024

in bed with

When a company collaborates with another company to make a product that has never existed before
Remember when Lumine Studio was in bed with Marvel to make the Indonesian movie similar to 'Ant-Man: Quantumania' titled 'Legend of Gatotkaca', launced on Friday, February 10th 2023?
in bed with by Emotional Cruiser October 24, 2025

in bed with

When a company collaborates with another company to make a product that has never existed before
Remember when Lumine Studio was in bed with Marvel to make the Indonesian movie similar to 'Ant-Man: Quantumania' titled 'Legend of Gatotkaca', launched on Friday, February 10th 2023?
in bed with by Emotional Cruiser November 27, 2025

in bed with a bad bitch rn 

secret code to say “i was molested by my uncle when i was 12 and i pull no bitches”
:wyd?

: in bed with a bad bitch rn

i look for silver while i lie in bed with gold 

Not being content with what one has, searching for more.
Man I'm never happy with what I have, I look for silver while I lie in bed with gold.

Naked in my bed with socks on 

A quick comeback that works with virtually anything. It usually renders the opponent stressed, deluded and somewhat horny.
Person 1 "I raped your mum"
Person 2 "Naked in my bed with socks on"
Person 1 "Oh"
Person 2 *walks away like a boss*
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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