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Sexiest biological fuck machine ever born. If you have Ilshat in your life, then your virginity is in danger.

Ilshat are distinguished by increased intelligence, beautiful appearance, and in general Ilshat is god-like creature
A: Mom, what's in the sky? So beautiful, so majestic…
B: Lord God, this is ILSHAT !!! Run home son, he shouldn't see I have kids!!!
Ilshat by KillShotFuck November 21, 2021
Words you can keep
A tatar name meaning the best person alive.
My name is Ilshat.
ilshat by Dirtypaws November 22, 2021
Related Words

ilshitmpatr 

l laughed so hard i threw my phone across the room
Bro this video is so funny ilshitmpatr
ilshitmpatr by dbs3272globeabb October 27, 2022
I Laughed Hard At That / This /Those
Thomas: Did you see that video with the dancing monkey?

Percy: ILHAT
ILHAT by ctrlU February 18, 2011

iShattered 

iShattered is what happens to the glass screen

when you drop your iPhone
iDrop my iPhone, now it's iShattered
iShattered by levex September 22, 2010
This term is used to refer to those of us, ( and the number is in the minority ) who feel the need to poo in the most inaproiate times, not only that, but they also derive an odd pleasure from it.
"dude, he pooed in a hole, he totally has Isshats"

" It was his job to clean the hotel room and he just isshated in the toliet"

S.I
Isshats by James Chadwick June 30, 2008
The most gorgeous desi girl in E.R. Murrow H.S. - Class of '10.
Cute smile, beautiful eyes, and a wonderful personality.
Ishat is really pretty and has a humorous personality, she is my role model but sadly she's graduating in 2 years :'(
Ishat by delicious baby April 8, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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