ilshaperate 

Being illiterate with shapes

Teacher: now class what shape is this
Little Timmy: I don't know miss teacher, I'm ilshaperate

ilshaperate by Atallgiraffe May 18, 2022

ilshiterate 

Constipated. Unable to drop a deuce.

Oh man, I haven't had enough fiber in my diet as of late. I'm feeling very ilshiterate today.

ilshiterate by entergoatman May 26, 2016