Illusoire

Illusoire is actually one of the most handsome, powerful and clever man in this world. If he was more famous he could get all the girls he wants. But he obviously only loves his soulmate. Yeah, he is really faithful. Illusoire is relly clever but doesn't show to much this. He is good at economy, philosophy, writings, and logic. He can speak about many subjects and can write poeme or love letters. He is also cut and of course he can dance the bachata.

Omg, he is so illusoire !

by crybaby_insomnia November 21, 2021

Illusory superiority

a cognitive bias that causes people to overestimate their positive qualities and abilities and to underestimate their negative qualities, relative to others. This is evident in a variety of areas including intelligence, performance on tasks or tests and the possession of desirable characteristics or personality traits. It is one of many positive illusions relating to the self, and is a phenomenon studied in social psychology.

I hate people with Illusory superiority. They're all just a dick to society.

by TheNotADick January 23, 2011

Illusory Phat Ass

This is the illusion the majority of basic girls on Instagram and Tinder create in their pictures to make it appear as if they have a phat ass. Generally these girls will bend their bodies close to a 90 degree angle (practically breaking their back) or stick one of their legs out to achieve this illusion. They also will only take pictures from the side or from any other strange angle that can create such an illusion.

John: Dude, this chick looks hot as hell. Look at her ass! I should definitely swipe right
Brad: No, swipe left. She only took pics from side and she’s bending in all her pictures. She has an illusory phat ass

by ClapDemCheekz December 12, 2019

On the trail of the ever illusive M.Renard

v. to be out getting drunk on gin. In order to catch the crafty fox from French folklore one must visit drinking holes and order large gins as this is most likely where the gentlemanly vulpine will be found. Of course he is a devious creature and extremely difficult to find so many establishments will have to checked and lots of gin will have to be ordered. The meaning is similar to chasing the dragon. (There is always a risk that while you are rolling around on the floor of some dive enveloped in Mother's Ruin that Monsieur Renard will be at your house seducing your wife) This course of action is highly inadvisable.

"I have a day off tomorrow, it should give me an excellent chance to get on the trail of the ever illusive M.Renard"

by Alistair Drummond February 28, 2005

Illusive

Something really hard to find or come by.

Frank: Man have you seen Sean around that bitch owes me money?
Paul: Nah man when it comes to money that guys illusive

by fob_eater April 28, 2009

illusory nihilism

Inter- or intermodern nihilism in which one cannot tell if existentialism is cyclical or linear.

Also called existential nihilism, existential deconstructionism, or materialistic deconstructionism.

In illusory nihilism you cannot tell if you are moving forward in life or in circles.

by sandraxine September 9, 2018

the illusive hobnob goblin

This mythical creature is a hobnob muncher and will consume any brand of hobnob. He can get his crumbly hands on the delicious hobnob within seconds while in the vicinity of any Sainsbury’s. If you come between him and his hobnobs, prepare to get nibbled and possibly raped.

beware that the illusive hobnob goblin has got the munchies!

by hobnoblover23 March 4, 2019