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the illusive hobnob goblin

This mythical creature is a hobnob muncher and will consume any brand of hobnob. He can get his crumbly hands on the delicious hobnob within seconds while in the vicinity of any Sainsbury’s. If you come between him and his hobnobs, prepare to get nibbled and possibly raped.

beware that the illusive hobnob goblin has got the munchies!

by hobnoblover23 March 4, 2019