Illinoyed 

The feeling you get when you are behind a driver with an Illinois license plate.

"What's holding up traffic?"
"Oh it's an Illinois driver"
"I'm so 'Illinoyed'!!!"

Illinoyed by El Hammertoe January 6, 2013

Desmanthus illinoensis 

Desmanthus illinoensis is a perennial weed legume growing from .3 to 1 meter tall. It has fern-like leafed branches and produces N,N-DMT in its root bark. Other names for Desmanthus illinoensis are Bundle Flower, Illinois Bundle Weed, and Prairie Bundleflower.

If this plant is smoked, it is said to have a psychedelic effect on your body. It starts to work in about 20 seconds after smoking and lasts around 10 minutes.

One of the experiences someone had was after smoking Desmanthus illinoensis:

"As I bowed (sitting crosslegged on the floor), I felt my spine open, and when I sat up, looked at my friend and felt that I was truly able to see him as God. To do this I had, while bowed down, to see the deepest cruelties that humans are capable of (rape and murder). A kind, deep voice said this was a part of the human condition that a deeply realized being is willing to see. Being willing to view this with detachment let me appreciate the depth of love I had for all people, and I was able to express this to my friend. This intensity lasted for perhaps ten minutes, and the comedown was very gradual. I am writing this almost 20 hours later; no residual effects at all, but I have felt a pleasant centeredness and afterglow."
---from Freyje

Desmanthus illinoensis by Nicholas Roberts March 31, 2008

Illinoying 

When a person from state of Illinois, cannot not have a conversation without mentioning the word Illinois, to the point where it becomes utterly annoying.

Tom: How can Jane seriously be that Illinoying?

Joe: I know right? How can Antarctica relate to that supposed "great" state?

Jane: Back in Illinois, we did this and not that.

Cutting her off, John: Seriously, you are Illinoying the crap out of me!

Illinoying by jokerville February 14, 2012

Illinoying 

What people who have lived in Illinois for a while and find the state annoying call it.

I get tired of living in Illinoying.

Illinoying by Truth Tree November 17, 2019

irrinoyed

irritated + annoyed = irrinoyed; for when just one word doesn't explain it.

I'm so irrinoyed, nothing is going right today.

irrinoyed by mksull April 10, 2011

illinoid 

A Term Used to refer to people from Illinois, Usually In a Derogatory Manner, and as a slur

“Look at those Illinoids, With their “L”, “

illinoid by ChicagoLTed June 8, 2021

Irrinoyed

To be irritated and annoyed at the same time.

I was so irrinoyed with the mangy trashpandas getting in to the trash.

Irrinoyed by Cowboyjo June 18, 2022