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ignoritched

To get ignoritched: to be harmed by an ignoritch
At that frat party the other night, she got ignoritched

I got pulled over with weed in the car in Williamson county otw Travis county, and I got ignoritched

He stood up for a girl being bullied and slut shamed, and he got ignoritched

I lived downstream from a manufacturing site causing water contamination, and I got ignoritched. My health has never been the same.
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Ignoritched

To get ignoritched: to be harmed by a negative externality
At that frat party the other night, she got ignoritched

I got pulled over with weed in the car in Williamson county otw to Travis county, and I got ignoritched

He stood up for a girl being bullied and slut shamed, and he got ignoritched

On sixth the other night, my boy got roofied, and he got ignoritched

I lived downstream from a manufacturing site causing water contamination, and I got ignoritched. My health has never been the same.

Ignoritch 

Ignoritch: the archetype of a negative externality that can be observed across scales, macro and micro; the pattern is also found across domains.

Ignoritch’s comparative advantage to watch out for: gaslighting

They can camouflage, but they’re not as good at camouflage as they think they are. Yet somehow, similar to the discourse surrounding vampires, ignoritches put in work and actually manage to maintain a debate of whether their patterns of ignoritch behavior and resulting harm even exists; however, unlike vampires, ignoritches are actually real and potentially just as dangerous. Ignoritches perceiving human vulnerability is analogous to vampires getting a whiff of human blood.

It’s not a demographic.

There’s no good reason to be an ignoritch. However, whatever specific invalid reasons or purpose Ignoritch’s may have, the choice to be an ignoritch is almost always made for the sake of personal gain; whether that be in a macro context for monetary gain or an interpersonal context of oppression for personal gratification of some kind.

Like A,B,C, they’re literally as simple as 123.

There are literally infinity reasons to not be an ignoritch. A go to one- the world already has enough problems, so ignoritches shouldn’t create more.
Hydraulic fracturing firms ignoritchly do not invest enough in addressing the environmental damage of their drilling and likely cause severe health complications of citizens and families at risk by proximity to drilling sites.

Her boyfriend hit her like an ignoritch.

Cyber bully is a movie inspired by the ignoritch classmates of Meagan Meier, whose campaign of bullying through a social networking site resulted in Meagan’s suicide.

I got pulled over with weed in the car in Williamson county otw Travis county, and I got ignoritched
Ignoritch by Britawaterfilter May 26, 2023

Ignoritch 

All three words in one: ignorant rich bitch.
- not literally of course

The archetype of a negative externality that can be observed across scales, macro and micro; the pattern is also found across domains.

Ignoritch’s comparative advantage to watch out for: gaslighting

They can camouflage, but they’re not as good at camouflage as they think they are. Yet somehow, similar to the discourse surrounding vampires, ignoritches put in work and actually manage to maintain a debate of whether their patterns of ignoritch behavior and resulting harm even exists; however, unlike vampires, ignoritches are actually real and potentially just as dangerous. Ignoritches perceiving human vulnerability is analogous to vampires getting a whiff of human blood.

It’s not a demographic.

There’s no good reason to be an ignoritch. However, whatever specific invalid reasons or purpose Ignoritch’s may have, the choice to be an ignoritch is almost always made for the sake of personal gain; whether that be in a macro context for monetary gain or an interpersonal context of oppression for personal gratification of some kind.

Like A,B,C, they’re literally as simple as 123.

There are literally infinity reasons to not be an ignoritch. A go to one- the world already has enough problems, so ignoritches shouldn’t create more.
Hydraulic fracturing firms ignoritchly do not invest enough in addressing the environmental damage of their drilling and likely cause severe health complications of citizens and families at risk by proximity to drilling sites.

Her boyfriend hit her like an ignoritch.

Cyber bully is a movie inspired by the ignoritch classmates of Meagan Meier, whose campaign of bullying through a social networking site resulted in Meagan’s suicide.

I got pulled over with weed in the car in Williamson county otw Travis county, and I got ignoritched
Ignoritch by Britawaterfilter June 2, 2023

Ignoritch 

All three words in one: ignorant rich bitch

Options A, B, C when you have privilege

Thought experiment: there are two people in a hypothetical scenario
Person X has the privilege of knowing how to swim and person Y has the underprivileged circumstance of not knowing how to swim

Person Y had tried countless times to swim as a child and in this hypothetical we assume that it may have likely been impossible for person Y to have ever learned how to swim without being taught by another human being (whether said human being is family, friend, community member, or a paid instructor)

- Person Y is in the water drowning, while Person X is not in the water

- Person X has three options: A,B,C

- Option A: To act in some way that causes person Y to drown less definitely

- Option B: To do nothing

- Option C: To act in some way that causes Person Y to drown more definitely

It’s not a global negative

Every human being results in some degree of negative externalities just by existing no matter what However, to be an ignoritch is to consciously and actively choose option C for the sake of personal gain.
She was an ignoritch and curb stomped a sick kitten on the street

Chip fil a makes ignoritch donor choices of anti lgbtq organizations

Super PACS ignoritchly enable the NRA to influence and obstruct progress of gun control in the U.S.
Ignoritch by Britawaterfilter June 3, 2023

Ignoritch 

All three words in one: ignorant rich bitch

To be an ignoritch in a situation is to choose option C

Options A, B, C when you have privilege

Thought experiment: there are two people in a hypothetical scenario
Person X has the privilege of knowing how to swim and person Y has the underprivileged circumstance of not knowing how to swim

Person Y had tried countless times to swim as a child and in this hypothetical we assume that it may have likely been impossible for person Y to have ever learned how to swim without being taught by another human being (whether said human being is family, friend, community member, or a paid instructor)

- Person Y is in the water drowning, while Person X is not in the water

- Person X has three options: A,B,C

- Option A: To act in some way that causes person Y to drown less definitely

- Option B: To do nothing

- Option C: To act in some way that causes Person Y to drown more definitely

Every human being alive results in some degree of negative externalities, however, to be an ignoritch in a situation is to choose option C

It’s not a global negative
She was an ignoritch and curb stomped a sick kitten on the street

Chik fil a makes ignoritch donor choices by funding anti lgbtq organizations

Super PACS ignoritchly enable the NRA obstruct progress with gun control in the U.S.
Ignoritch by Britawaterfilter June 3, 2023
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