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Ignored
To not be acknowledged by the person you really want to talk to. You know they are online but never try to give you a response. You start to feel sad and depressed emotions that they probably don’t care about you anymore. Then when they do reply back, it’s the most shortest reply. Then you become happy and don’t say anything about it because they atleast responded back to you so you text them like everything is ok.
Ignored by heartlessfiigure March 10, 2018
Related Words
Ignorated • ignorate • ignoration • ignoratti • Ignorati • Ignorating • Ignored • Ignorgied • Ignarate • ignarted
ignoration
1. feigning ignorance at another's presence, deeds or comments.
2. to willfully avoid a meeting, confrontation or thought.
2. to willfully avoid a meeting, confrontation or thought.
ignoration by em bee kay June 17, 2008
Ignorati
a person or group that is willfully ignorant, or woefully uninformed and forces their ignorant views on others regardless of fact, inspire of evidence.
Ignorati by civilinhumanitys August 18, 2009
Ignoranteer
An individual who spends much of their time adamantly sharing thoughts and opinions on subjects they know very little about, often on internet blogs or social networking sites, wikis, or in their general community.Often this process becomes enabled by their audience, as ignoranteers seem to attract others of their own kind, who blindly follow and assert their incorrect and naive rantings with mostly short, misspelled, and often caps-locked exclamations.
If you call it an "ATM machine" instead of an "ATM, unless you get your money from an Automated Teller Machine machine..."
If you still think race is relevant (all your doing is keeping it relevant, the concept is outdated people, it's all about how much money you have now that people will judge you based on, not what skin color you have. C'mon get with the program...)
If you say "for all intensive purposes..."
If you think people from Mexico speak Mexican...
If you post about how addictive and dangerous marijuana is (look it up, zero deaths from substance use, no addictive properties)...
If you rip on anime fans because you think what they are watching are children's cartoons...
If you thought Saddam was behind the 9/11 attacks...
If you think global warming is no big deal...
...you are an ignoranteer.
If you still think race is relevant (all your doing is keeping it relevant, the concept is outdated people, it's all about how much money you have now that people will judge you based on, not what skin color you have. C'mon get with the program...)
If you say "for all intensive purposes..."
If you think people from Mexico speak Mexican...
If you post about how addictive and dangerous marijuana is (look it up, zero deaths from substance use, no addictive properties)...
If you rip on anime fans because you think what they are watching are children's cartoons...
If you thought Saddam was behind the 9/11 attacks...
If you think global warming is no big deal...
...you are an ignoranteer.
Ignoranteer by Xero _ Manifest November 5, 2011
Ignored
Bread Ignoration
Jay: Is the bread any good here?
Ben: Yeah, but I'm practicing Bread Ignoration..
Jay: Why?
Ben: I'm on a diet.
Ben: Yeah, but I'm practicing Bread Ignoration..
Jay: Why?
Ben: I'm on a diet.
Bread Ignoration by Jayke Rhine May 21, 2012
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