Idult 

the combination of an idiot and an adult.

Someone who thinks they're an adult but they're just a grown up idiot.

My boyfriend is a fucking stupid ass idult and he has a little ass dick ugh who does he think he is

Idult by Teemoneeyy September 26, 2014

Idult 

An adult that does stupid shit all the time

Look at that idult doing stupid shit.

What sort of indult are you. Has just done stupid sgit

Idult by Zayfot31 May 15, 2021

iCult 

1. Their leader/s may claim a special, exclusive ministry, revelation or position of authority given by Steve Jobs.

3. They use intimidation or psycho manipulation to keep Apple fans loyal to their ranks. This could be in the form of marketing of dire calamity sent by Steve Jobs if they leave; being shunned by their family and friends etc. This is a vital part of the mind control process.

4. Apple fans will be expected to give substantial financial support to the iCult. This could be compulsory tithing (which is checked); signing over all their property on entering the iCult; coercive methods of instilling guilt on those who have not contributed; selling other goods for the iCult as part of their "ministry".

5. iPad-based cults may ridicule technologies that take up free-will offerings

6. There will be great emphasis on loyalty to the iCult and its marketing. The lives of Apple fans will be totally absorbed into the iCult's activities. They will have little or no time to think for themselves because of physical and emotional exhaustion. This is also a vital part of the mind control process.

9. Any dissent or questioning of the iCult's marketing is discouraged. Criticism in any form is seen as rebellion. There will be an emphasis on authority, unquestioning obedience and submission.

Refugees of the iCult are usually faced with confrontations by other Apple fans with coercion to get them to return to the iCult.

Person 1: "Preston has actually pre-ordered the iPad."
Person 2: "Yeah, hes such a douchebag"
Person 1: "Go easy man. He needs help. Hes been assimilated by the iCult"
Person 2: "still a douchebag though"
Person 1: "true dat!"

iCult by u-no-its-true April 6, 2010

idut 

1. An idiot that is incoherent to the point where they don't deserve to be called idiot, but rather idut.

2. someone whos that much of a dumbass they've devolved to fucking chimpanzees ( i mean like why u so dumb)

biggo mode jimmy: "so like what we cookin' up yung tommy"

lil dick tom: "shiiiit how bout in-n-out"

biggo mode jimmy: "my nigga fym 'in-n-out' u cant cook up no taco bell fuking idut"

lil dick tom: "bruh they just sandwiches"

biggo mode jimmy: "well bitch that aint in-n-out there a differenceeee my nigga"

idut by b0p January 27, 2019

Indult Catholic 

Catholics who prefer to attend Tridentine Latin Masses.

Jan is an Indult Catholic who drives 30 miles every Sunday to attend a Tridentine Mass.

Indult Catholic by wannabepriest January 28, 2008

IDBLTS 

Acronym for the phrase “it do be like that sometimes” because writing out entire sentences is so 2019. Shrug after saying it for added effect.

Some dude: damn I spilled my coffee
Me: IDBLTS ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

IDBLTS by PlasmaQuiksilver February 5, 2020

Indultery

(noun) The act of committing adultery with a member of your spouse's or your own immediate family.

Did you hear about Cody? His old lady caught him committing indultery with his cousin.

Indultery by beerguys October 23, 2012