Idoyt

A slightly milder alternative to “idiot”.

Ur Mom: I ate the driest dried dry steak and complained that it was too moist
You: you are an idoyt

Idoyt by DryingDry January 25, 2020

iDontpaytaxes 

The newest product from the richest company on the planet that utilizes slave labor in third world countries to charge outrageous prices for out-dated products.

Dude, I'm so taking the lead from my corporate icon and not paying taxes cause iDontpaytaxes. Have you seen the tiny little screen on my phone?

iDontpaytaxes by appleSUX May 21, 2013

idoyaenhiwwutt 

"I dream of you almost every night hopefully I wont wake up this time"

whoever told this to you or sent this to you really likes you, they can't get you out of their head. so what are you waiting for? go ask them out <3

its always wyd and never idoyaenhiwwutt

idoyaenhiwwutt by Sahturn April 23, 2021

Idot 

The word Idot means when someone is such an idiot you can't be bothered to put the I. Came from youtuber Skeppy.

wow your such an idot.

Idot by Duck0321 November 9, 2018

idort 

Noun. An intentional, humorous misspelling of idiot.

1. One who claims ownership/ allegiance/ fondness for two or more entities popularly considered irreconcilable and/or arch-enemies. Originates from an mspaint comic from 4chan's /v/ which pokes fun of cultural jingoism in console wars. It reads:

Stickman 1, with Nintendo DS: HEY FAGGOT HOW ABOUT GETTING A REAL HANDHELD !!LOL!! LIKE A NINTENDO DS
Stickman 2, with Sony PSP: But I have both already
S1: (eyes turn red) LOL NO YOU DONT YOU IDORT
S2: (holds up DS in addition to PSP)
S1: (head explodes)

(NB. While the third line of this comic is frequently used to express disbelief of another's "dual loyalty," it is often misquoted as "LOL NO YOU DONT IDORT." Properly, there should be another "YOU" before "IDORT.")

2. Also sometimes used to refer to the red-eyed stickman character himself, rather paradoxically (since his friend is the one who is the "idort").

1. -I used to just buy Coke, but recently I've become an idort and started drinking Pepsi, too.

-Bob: I like both the Yankees and the Red Sox.
Rob: lol no you dont you idort.

2. -I'm going to use actual rubies for the eyes of my life-sized Idort statue.

idort by T_Andrews October 21, 2007

Idot 

When you mistype idiot and instead get a hilariously stupid word.

Random Player: "Ur so bad kid just stop playing"
You: "Shut up idot"
The tables have turned.

Idot by Boombox5328 November 26, 2018

Idontusuallydothisitis 

A terrible case of denial in which a woman claims that she isn't a whore. This illness usually occurs after said woman has just picked up a random guy at a bar and taken him to her home late in the evening. The most obvious symptom of the illness is when the woman claims to have never been in such a situation just prior to performing a sexual act on the guy.

Shortly after meeting her in the bar and just before fucking her mouth pussy, Lucy told me she wasn't normally the type of girl to do things like this. At first I thought maybe she was serious but after fisting her asshole, I knew she had a terrible case of idontusuallydothisitis.

Idontusuallydothisitis by tactash May 6, 2008