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Ickthyosaurus 

Lots of dinosaurs looked kinda gross, but this one really took da prize!
Alphabetical Ickthyosaurusses:
Bickthyosaurus: Disgusting 'cuz he puffed cigarettes (wonder if dat's where da myth 'bout da fire-'n'-smoke-snortin' dragons came from?)
Brickthyosaurus: More sensible than da Strawthyosaurus or Stickthyosaurus when constructing a dwelling for himself
Chickthyosaurus: (1) Hatchling of a Henthyosaurus, or (2) A comely female dinosaur dat da horny individual in da second definition down was always havin' da hots for

Clickthyosaurus: A lazy dino dat just used a remote or mouse for extended periods
Dickthyosaurus: Ill-tempered reptile wif former-Prez RMN's first name who was always arrogantly showing off "Jumbo" like also-ex-Prez LBJ
Flickthyosaurus: An edgy twitchy-eared dinosaur
Hickthyosaurus: Any "backwoods" dinosaur dat is unfamiliar wif da finer points of etiquette in da "high-toned, high-society" circles of fellow reptiles

Kickthyosaurus: A muscular dino wif large powerful hind legs
Lickthyosaurus: A dino who loved lollipops and ice-cream cones
Nickthyosaurus: Ancient reptile wif lots of tiny indentions in its hide
Pickthyosaurus: Da "top expert" among da ancient reptiles who would always be selected whenever a splinter or other epidermic boo-boo had to be carefully extracted
Prickthyosaurus: How all of da ancient-world reptiles viewed da unfortunate designated vaccine-administering member due to his having to painfully "stick it to them" wif his syringe
More "Alphabetical Ickthyosaurus" examples:
Rickthyosaurus: Da not-so-subtly-disguised identical obnoxious character described in Definition #5 above --- said having-da-same-first-name-as-da-infamous-Mr.-"I-am-not-a-crook" jerk merely performed da infamous and stupidly-obvious "Saul to Paul" type of name-change, but he's still da same ay-hole as before!
Schickthyosaurus: Either a reptilian salesperson for or an obsessive user of personal grooming tools
Sickthyosaurus: What a lot of da back-two-definitions-character's fellow reptiles might have become if they'd hadda deal wif him too much
Slickthyosaurus: How da described-two-definitions-back individual looked after he'd finished using said grooming implements

Spickthyosaurus: Same as above, along wif "Spanthyosaurus"
Stickthyosaurus: (1) Same as da second "P" definition above, or (2) a super-slim dino who loved to adhere duct tape to things
Thickthyosaurus: An ample-bodied dino built da exact opposite way of da scrawny-figured individual described above

Tickthyosaurus: A clock-watching and "unwaveringly-by-da-book" overseer; he also really aggravates all of his fellow dinosaurs wif his obsessive minute-by-minute micro-managing of their every action
Trickthyosaurus: A shifty-eyed Watergate-scandal-mastermind-type dino who is always trying to put one over on da above supervisor individual
Wickthyosaurus: Nobody can "hold a candle" to him!
Ickthyosaurus by QuacksO May 1, 2025
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ichthesaurus 

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As far as we know, none of da dinosaurs or other ancient Earth-dwellers could read or write, so what need would they have for an ichthesaurus???
ichthesaurus by QuacksO May 1, 2025
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