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what you say to people who do not yet know the true meaning, which is fuck you, but in an urban unknown new world language
me to parent- itwa
parent- wtf
itwa by Nova da quail November 18, 2018
Words you can keep
And abbreviation of: "If it wasn't already" often used in internet conversation or texting.
ITWA by M.Lestrange May 26, 2020
An individual who is constantly fucking around with new technology and doesn't mind telling you about it.
"On a bitterly cold January evening thousands of itwats shivered through the night determined to be the first to get their hands on the latest iphone."
itwat by johnnypeach January 16, 2011
wut u want drink? ITWada!
ITWada by C "Tool" Johnson August 21, 2006
A person that is totally in love with their iPhone/iPod.
Generally an iTwat is unaware of the gimmicky kitschiness of their beloved device.
You will see the iTwat lovingly caress their overhyped consumer appendage with their spirit fingers with a look of unwarranted pretention on their face that can only be obtained by the delusion that they now have an elevated social standing that can only manifest itself by lovingly caressing their overhyped consumer appendage with their spirit fingers and having a look of unwarranted pretention on their face.
Put your phone down Jay, stop being an iTwat.
iTwat by anti iphone August 1, 2008
1. If That Was A Nigga

2. White privelege

3. A situation that only could have happened, existed, been allowed to continue, or received the response it got, because the person(s) doing it was not in fact...full of melanin.
Lemme get this straight. Tiger King posted her death threats on YOUTUBE and told the police he'd Waco them to their face?

And they said have a nice day?

🤔... ITWAN
itwan by Rona Rick April 10, 2020

itwasmikeysfault 

A person who is very cool and loves blood pancakes
Person 1: Do you know itwasmikeysfault?
Person 2: Yeah isn’t that the one who’s rlly cool and likes bloodpancakes?
itwasmikeysfault by iamcooltoo November 27, 2021
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