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Natalia: Oh my god this guy ITSMAN has a huge penis he gave me the best sex of my life last night
Maria: Omg can I have his number I need his services
*ITSMAN walks in and rips off his pants*
ITSMAN: TIME TO GET SOME CASH MONEY
*The bed squeaks and moaning is heard*
ITSMAN by HmmmmmIDK November 14, 2018
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Itsmatthoff 

aka Matt Hoff, that popular kid on youtube that makes fuckin awesome videos. most of are short films/skits, and all of them are good
Holy fuck I love ItsMattHoff!!!!
Itsmatthoff by mmattt October 27, 2011
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A level of insanity that can only be caused by infuriating actions taken by the IT department.

sane + IT = itsane
Workerbee1: Gaa, this program worked yesterday but doesn't today.
Workerbee2: IT fixed that system last night.
Workerbee1: They're driving me itsane.
itsane by Ozy42 June 6, 2019

ItsAnchovie

this is an alpha male sometimes a sigma, and he can be incredible hench. like hercules. honey you mean hunkules
damn hes a real ItsAnchovie
ItsAnchovie by CapsLockk_ February 7, 2022

itsanalextheory

A TikToker who has achieved over 5k followers. She prefers to be called Alix and the name of her fandom is "Theoryeons". Her famous quote is " And I'm just a person named Alix Theory!". Alot of hate thrown her way as she kept getting called a "Knock off Frosted Shark" but she manages to ignore the hate. She makes commentary and theory videos on InquisitorMaster and her fandom. She is mostly unproblematic and an overall amazing person.
Fan: Have you heard of itsanalextheory?
Person: Yeah, I've heard the name.
itsanalextheory by Minialixtheory February 20, 2021

itsmenagisashiota

A sexy motherfucker that makes everyone horny when he says itsmenagisashiota
Itsmenagisashiota: Itsmenagisashiota

Everybody: please pound me🤤🤤🤤

ItsMattDude 

The secxs master! He’s great at women sex’s!
ItsMattDude does NOT like penis
ItsMattDude by ItsMattDude February 11, 2022
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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