That maddening combo of straight-up itching AND irritation where your skin feels like it's crawling, burning, stinging, and begging to be scratched all at once. It's worse than a regular itch because scratching just makes the irritation flare up more. Usually hits after switching laundry detergent, a bad shave, mild sunburn, or when your eczema decides to act up. Basically, your skin is throwing a tantrum and won't chill.
Yo, this new body wash gave me the worst itchitation on my back — feels like fire ants are having a party and scratching just invites more guests.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).