Itchitation

That maddening combo of straight-up itching AND irritation where your skin feels like it's crawling, burning, stinging, and begging to be scratched all at once. It's worse than a regular itch because scratching just makes the irritation flare up more. Usually hits after switching laundry detergent, a bad shave, mild sunburn, or when your eczema decides to act up. Basically, your skin is throwing a tantrum and won't chill.

Yo, this new body wash gave me the worst itchitation on my back — feels like fire ants are having a party and scratching just invites more guests.

Itchitation by CyberPharmer February 1, 2026

Incitation 

An invitation to a less than savory affair, typically driven by anger and/or despair.

"We need to have a party for Trumps inauguration"

"I'll send out the incitations"

Incitation by Rachiez726570 January 17, 2017

sitchitation 

The CB slanguage version of situation. A predicament.

Whent the pokeys pull over back doors, it's a terrible sitchitation.

sitchitation by Downstrike November 24, 2004

itchitaintitis 

A medical condition when your taint gets chafed and itchy. Can be caused by sweating or by having your taint licked and not drying it properly.

I can't stop scratching my grundle. I think I have itchitaintitis.

itchitaintitis by t September 3, 2004