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I’m shitting my ass off

Variation of LMAO
I ate McDonald’s for breakfast and chipotle for lunch now ISMAO.
ISMAO by Pooboopoo October 1, 2020
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Ismail Sabri Yaakob 

The 9th Prime Minister of Malaysia. He is a patriotic figure who loves Malaysia, Malay & Muslim identities. He also sincerely cares about Malaysians.
1. Dato' Sri Ismail Sabri Yaakob speaks in Malay language in official places. We, as Malaysians, must be proud of our Prime Minister.
2. Malaysians love Dato' Sri Ismail Sabri Yaakob, the Prime Minister who really cares about people.
Related Words
ISMAO • Ismail • Ismael • imao • Isma • ismaeel • ismah • ismahan • Ismo • Ismar
He's an ismaiul
Ismaiul by Agentt48203 November 6, 2016
The most beautiful girl on earth who has a pure heart. Everyone needs a ismat to brighten up their life. They are smart, hardworking and most of all caring. An ismat will brighten up any room they enter. Their smile is so beautiful it’s like a drug. They will go to any extent to help their loved ones. If you ever break an ismats heart you’ve definitely lost a precious part of your life.
M:omg who is that girl she is so pretty and kind

A:oh that’s ismat she’s the most purest and gorgeous person you’ll ever meet
Ismat by Mahnonymous June 24, 2021
Best person you will ever meet nice always protects his bros if you annoy one memeber of his gang then bad things happen has one of the strong gangs "THE BROS"
Dont mess with The Bros Ismail and his gang will mess you
Ismail by Ismail and the BROS March 19, 2020
Ismar's tend to by shy individuals, but don't be fooled: when a Ismar emerges from his shell, it is like seeing the brightest, heart-warming rays of sunshine, on a rainy, cloud-besmirched day. His shyness acts as an obstacle in getting to know him, but don't give up. Once you know him, you'll discover that he's one of the most thoughtful, witty, intelligent people that you will ever encounter. Sometimes, when you're nattering away, to him, it may seem like he's not listening, but truth be told, he's always listening. Arguments and debates are his strong points (you can almost, never win.) He makes you smile, and laugh inadvertently- you don't even realize you're smiling, until he points it out with a magical, charming chuckle, in his voice. You feel like you could easily spend the rest of your life, in blissful contentment with him, even through the arguments, and the fights. In a nutshell, he's everything you've been looking for.
Ismar by Ramsi August 21, 2019
ismail is a kind-hearted smart boy who worries for everyone and is beautiful just the way he is.
Ismail. Stop worrying.
Ismail by SirBaileyPotato December 8, 2018
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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