Mom: What do yheww love
Boy: Ilwp
MOm: What does that mean
Boy:I love wet pussy
Mom: Omg

Mom: well my pussy wet from thinking of you licking it
Boy: Woah woah
Mom: yheww want to play with my tittes
Boy: Sure ilbt
Boy: pulls dick out

Mom: sits her warm wet pussy on boys dick
Boy: fucks mom brain out then cums in her pussy then titties then in her mouth
Mom: licks all of the cum off of her self
Mom: that was warm and delicious
Boy: i know it was bitch now keep sucking my dick and ill keep licking your wet juicy pussy

ilwp by Ilwp February 22, 2011

Related Words

IMLWP • ilwp • imlap • IMMWPAB

imlap

A flower sometimes found in central London.
It has the characteristics of the pimpernel.
(Although imlap does not scan as well)

"They seek him here,
they seek him there,
They seek that IMLAP everywhere

Is he in heaven?
Is he in hell?
That damned elusive IMLAP"

imlap by MaximusMaurice August 10, 2007

IMMWPAB

"It Makes Me Want To Punch A Baby"
Originally used by Dane Cook, the abbreviation is used by my girlfriend and her best friend

Kendall: Ugh, blakes face! IMMWPAB!
Lexie: Oh, I know BFFLAAL!
Both: Kthnxbi

IMMWPAB by shizbizkittt January 17, 2008

ILWP

ok, well, it stands for I LOVE WATCHING PORN. Is that why your here?

guy- ILWP

girl- tf?

ILWP by Sharkbait985 March 25, 2021

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026