IMLWP 

An acronym for "If My Life Were Porn". A variant of FML

I met the hottest girl today - she's visiting from another country, but she's leaving soon. IMLWP.

IMLWP by macamac December 31, 2011

ilwp 

I Love wet pussy.

Mom: What do yheww love
Boy: Ilwp
MOm: What does that mean
Boy:I love wet pussy
Mom: Omg

Mom: well my pussy wet from thinking of you licking it
Boy: Woah woah
Mom: yheww want to play with my tittes
Boy: Sure ilbt
Boy: pulls dick out

Mom: sits her warm wet pussy on boys dick
Boy: fucks mom brain out then cums in her pussy then titties then in her mouth
Mom: licks all of the cum off of her self
Mom: that was warm and delicious
Boy: i know it was bitch now keep sucking my dick and ill keep licking your wet juicy pussy

ilwp by Ilwp February 22, 2011

imlap 

A flower sometimes found in central London.
It has the characteristics of the pimpernel.
(Although imlap does not scan as well)

"They seek him here,
they seek him there,
They seek that IMLAP everywhere

Is he in heaven?
Is he in hell?
That damned elusive IMLAP"

imlap by MaximusMaurice August 10, 2007

IMMWPAB 

"It Makes Me Want To Punch A Baby"
Originally used by Dane Cook, the abbreviation is used by my girlfriend and her best friend

Kendall: Ugh, blakes face! IMMWPAB!
Lexie: Oh, I know BFFLAAL!
Both: Kthnxbi

IMMWPAB by shizbizkittt January 17, 2008

ILWP 

ok, well, it stands for I LOVE WATCHING PORN. Is that why your here?

guy- ILWP

girl- tf?

ILWP by Sharkbait985 March 25, 2021