imlap

A flower sometimes found in central London.
It has the characteristics of the pimpernel.
(Although imlap does not scan as well)

"They seek him here,
they seek him there,
They seek that IMLAP everywhere

Is he in heaven?
Is he in hell?
That damned elusive IMLAP"

by MaximusMaurice August 10, 2007

ImAParrot

Probably the best person on twitter. He's funny, everyone loves him and everyone wants to be him for many reasons. His tweets are amazing and he fucking hates justin bieber.

Person A : That guys is so cool! He must be ImAParrot
Person B : I don't think so, ImAParrot is cooler than that!

by ImAParrot wannabe January 8, 2012

IMAP

IMAP, or IMAP (entactogen-empathogen), is an entactogenic and empathogenic drug. It acts like a much milder form of ecstasy (MDMA). With ecstasy induces intense feelings of superhappiness and love and touching certain things like a cat or a soft couch feels so good, and colors are much brighter and light trails a little bit, and much less anxiety and more sociability. But, you can only take MDMA (3,4-MethyleneDioxyMethylAmphetamine) or MDEA (3,4-MethyleneDioxyEthylAmphetamibe) or MDA (3,4-MethyleneDioxyAmphetamine) once a month or less. With IMAP, it feels more like a good day and it's not overwhelming, you feel a little more sociable, a little more relaxed, and a little less anxious. With IMAP, it mildly enhances entactogenic empathogenic effects. IMAP can be taken daily. IMAP (IndanylMethylAminoPropane) is more comparable to IAP (IndanylAminoPropane) than to MDMA. IMAP (IndanylMethylAminoPropane) can be useful for depression, anxiety, social anxiety, having fun, and more.

Tony: I took 150mg of IMAP and I no longer felt anxious or depressed. I was more empathetic and entactogenic. I socialized more.

by CognitiveFuel July 11, 2023

ITLAPD

Acronym for:
International Talk Like A Pirate Day (September 19th)

Boy 1: What did the pirate with the steering wheel down his pants say?

Boy 2: I can't imagine...?

Boy 1: ARGH!! It's driving me nuts!

Boy 2: ITLAPD Isn't For Another Month you idiot...Knock it off

by AC-UNiT May 22, 2008

Imlay City

A small town in the thumb region of Michigan that is famous for it many gas stations, pickles, and Mexicans. Surrounding Imlay City are vast fields of muck (or peat) farms, which the Latino people seem to be oddly attracted to. In town there is a surplus of exciting things to do, including and limited to; walking around in the local Kroger without purchasing any items, driving around with your date unsuccessfully looking for something to do, vandalizing property, join a hispanic gang, flirting with middle-schoolers at the local Pizza Machine, and smoking pot.

"Do you smell pickles?"
"Oh yeah. we must be in Imlay City."

by Commonsensesir January 12, 2010

Imfaptical

When it is really impractical to masturbate but you do it anyway

"I was at work and really wanted a wank. It was imfaptical but I had one"

by DaddyButter9 June 21, 2019

illapalamod

the coolest brown people on earth with illegal ninja moves from the government and skills that you are too young to even hear of..

--"oo those illapalamods! they're hotter than baked beans on a saturday night!"
-------illapalamod stylin'

by illapalamodstylin March 9, 2005