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Mom: What do yheww love
Boy: Ilwp
MOm: What does that mean
Boy:I love wet pussy
Mom: Omg

Mom: well my pussy wet from thinking of you licking it
Boy: Woah woah
Mom: yheww want to play with my tittes
Boy: Sure ilbt
Boy: pulls dick out

Mom: sits her warm wet pussy on boys dick
Boy: fucks mom brain out then cums in her pussy then titties then in her mouth
Mom: licks all of the cum off of her self
Mom: that was warm and delicious
Boy: i know it was bitch now keep sucking my dick and ill keep licking your wet juicy pussy
ilwp by Ilwp February 22, 2011
ok, well, it stands for I LOVE WATCHING PORN. Is that why your here?
guy- ILWP

girl- tf?
ILWP by Sharkbait985 March 25, 2021
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