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Definitions by MaximusMaurice

A flower sometimes found in central London.
It has the characteristics of the pimpernel.
(Although imlap does not scan as well)
"They seek him here,
they seek him there,
They seek that IMLAP everywhere

Is he in heaven?
Is he in hell?
That damned elusive IMLAP"
imlap by MaximusMaurice August 10, 2007

Alabama Manicure 

The faecal debris left under one's fingernails after a heavy fisting session
Jon wished he had worn latex gloves (or could stop biting his nails) as he realised he had an ALABAMA MANICURE shortly before vomiting