imlap

A flower sometimes found in central London.
It has the characteristics of the pimpernel.
(Although imlap does not scan as well)

"They seek him here,
they seek him there,
They seek that IMLAP everywhere

Is he in heaven?
Is he in hell?
That damned elusive IMLAP"

by MaximusMaurice August 10, 2007

Alabama Manicure

The faecal debris left under one's fingernails after a heavy fisting session

Jon wished he had worn latex gloves (or could stop biting his nails) as he realised he had an ALABAMA MANICURE shortly before vomiting

by MaximusMaurice August 03, 2007