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Calling someone only to tell them to go online so you can have a conversation.

Commonly used in break ups, or other serious situations.
Brad made and IM Call to Erica so he didn't have to break up with her over the phone
IM Call by toweeeeee March 8, 2009
Words you can keep

Im a call you back 

A figure of speech, on the average, meaning:

1. I'm gonna blow you off.
2. I'm gonna ignore you.

This is mainly derived from being stood up or lied to by the caller that ends a conversation with you over the phone by saying "Im a call you back" and really won't, especially if the caller don't care about his/her word. The reason is always unknown unless you're absolutely sure of why.

NOTE: It's not always intentional.
CALLER: I need to get something done real quick and Im a call you back.

YOU: Wolf Ticket.

CALLER: For real.

YOU: Wolf Ticket.

Hi my name is Natthapat Yaipha.I'm 16 years old.Im study at Samakkhi Witthayakhom school.You can call me Seven.

Hi my name is Natthapat Yaipha.I'm 16 years old.Im study at Samakkhi Witthayakhom school.You can call me Seven.
Hi my name is Natthapat Yaipha.I'm 16 years old.Im study at Samakkhi Witthayakhom school.You can call me Seven.

Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police

Girl: Is that a weed

Guy: No this is a crayon

Girl: I'm calling the police

Microwave: 911 what's your emergency

Guy: *visible confusion*
Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police

I'm Gonna Call It

The act of prematurely cancelling a social event or gathering at one's home in order to facilitate excessive "alone" time.

The phrase, "I'm gonna call it," is often used when no other seemingly legitimate excuse is available to the host. It is a method whereby the host can cancel the social activities in order to alot "alone" time for him/herself. These activities vary, but often include: Xbox, self-pleasuring, viewing pornography, and wasting time on the internet.
1.) "I'm gonna call it, guys." "But it's only ten o'clock on a Friday night." "I know, but I'm tired. I'm gonna call it."

2.) "I know it's only eight-thirty, but I'm gonna call it so I can get up early and clean my room tomorrow."
I'm Gonna Call It by Ajax the Cat February 22, 2010

I'm gonna call my dad 

A phrase used by weak middle schoolers to try and intimidate people bigger than them. Usually followed by a fictional story about their dad's fighting feats.
Bully: I told you to stay away from here. Now hand over any money you got on you!
Victim: Back off or I'm gonna call my dad, loser. He killed 100 people in Afghanistan.

I’m too raw call me sushi 

This saying was brought to this app called bigo by rich.zaee so you have to give him his props.
You hoes late.. I’m too raw call me sushi
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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