"kloveyoubye" is/has been a phrase used by many over
phone calls. It is usually uttered as it is written and spoken in the span of about 3/4 of a second. It can be spoken to a close friend, a family member, or
even a total stranger if you're not thinking straight.
The phrase typically suggests that one is in a rush, but it
may be a result of some other causes:
A: You are in a genuine rush and need to get to the more important task at
hand.
B: You know for a fact you have nothing better to do, but you say it at the end just to piss off your friend/loved one.
C: Saying this phrase is simply impulsive in your mind and you will say it to anyone at any time, even if it's in-
person. This scenario
even accounts for the aforementioned ones.
D: You never use this phrase towards
friends or family, but SPECIFICALLY strangers. An
odd one, as you wonder whether or not a stranger wants to be farewelled in such a manner.
I would hope that scenarios C and D haven't, don't, and do not EVER fall upon any readers here.
Pronunciation: K-LUV-YOO-BAI
A: "Ope, sorry
dad. The feds are here! Kloveyoubye."
B: Friend: "Hey dude, you doing anything today at all?"
Kloveyoubyer: "Nope."
Friend: "Cool, wanna hang later?"
Kloveyoubyer: "Nope. Kloveyoubye."
C: John: "Kloveyoubye."
James: "What?"
John: "Oh sorry, it's a habit."
(They are staring right at each other)
D:
Doctor: "Alright, you're good to go. Be sure to stay hydrated and get rested well, and you'
ll be back on your
feet it no time."
Patient: "Kloveyoubye."
Doctor: "?"
