Kloveyoubyer

Similar to the phrase "kloveyoubye", a kloveyoubyer is one who would be the type to say the aforementioned phrase at the end of a call, typically signifying that they are in a hurry, have nothing else better to say, or genuinely can't control themselves.

Depending on the situation, a kloveyoubyer may be frowned upon or seen as rude, although it is very common.

Nevertheless, you wouldn't want to be recognized as a kloveyoubyer.

See "kloveyoubye"

That dude is known as a kloveyoubyer by his friends. They notice that he always says it to them over calls, in-person, or even to strangers. Regardless, he is one.

Kloveyoubyer by Diizic March 21, 2024

kloveyoubye 

"kloveyoubye" is/has been a phrase used by many over phone calls. It is usually uttered as it is written and spoken in the span of about 3/4 of a second. It can be spoken to a close friend, a family member, or even a total stranger if you're not thinking straight.

The phrase typically suggests that one is in a rush, but it may be a result of some other causes:

A: You are in a genuine rush and need to get to the more important task at hand.

B: You know for a fact you have nothing better to do, but you say it at the end just to piss off your friend/loved one.

C: Saying this phrase is simply impulsive in your mind and you will say it to anyone at any time, even if it's in-person. This scenario even accounts for the aforementioned ones.

D: You never use this phrase towards friends or family, but SPECIFICALLY strangers. An odd one, as you wonder whether or not a stranger wants to be farewelled in such a manner.

I would hope that scenarios C and D haven't, don't, and do not EVER fall upon any readers here.

Pronunciation: K-LUV-YOO-BAI

A: "Ope, sorry dad. The feds are here! Kloveyoubye."

B: Friend: "Hey dude, you doing anything today at all?"
Kloveyoubyer: "Nope."
Friend: "Cool, wanna hang later?"
Kloveyoubyer: "Nope. Kloveyoubye."

C: John: "Kloveyoubye."
James: "What?"
John: "Oh sorry, it's a habit."
(They are staring right at each other)

D: Doctor: "Alright, you're good to go. Be sure to stay hydrated and get rested well, and you'll be back on your feet it no time."
Patient: "Kloveyoubye."
Doctor: "?"

kloveyoubye by Diizic March 21, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016